Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Durian Season

Heya!!! In the blink of an eye it's durian season again..... Durians durians everywhere... Stalls bloom up on the sides of the road. The scent of durians is in the air again...

It must be the season because our very Durian is active once again. My head will be spinning again... I must confess I don't really like durians. Nonetheless, same goes for Durian. Some people actually said that there is actually durian smell from Durian...

The DCA was brought in once again to investigate 3 counts of lies that Durian had committed.

First count, Durian was found guilty for misinforming people again.-- Durian told a friend about Tantan, and Durian make it sounds like that they are together. What a lie....
Second count, Durian was found guilty for distorting the truth.-- Durian told a 4J person that Durain liked Tantan, but decided to break up with Tantan because Tantan was too flirty. The councilers present was disgusted because Tantan never liked Durian nor did Tantan was with Durian. *Durian is so torny and looked appalling, and round*
Third count was a lying count, Durian was found guilty.-- Durian wanted to 'flirt' with Wine... Durian asked Tantan for Wine's number but Tantan refuses. Durian told Tantan that Durian's brother was Wine's good friend and had told Wine that Durian had a boyfriend. *Hah!!!!* After asking Wine, Tantan found out that Wine does not know Durians brother. Therefore, Durian was found guilty for lying.... Again...

Recently Durian has been staying in school from Monday to Friday all of a sudden. Durian was seen mixing with a Form 5 and 6 girl, chatting with guys whenever the opportunity comes. Known as a extremely active or perhaps 'fertile' Durian, people must keep themselves away to prevent themselves from falling into more of Durian's lies and conspiracy. Looks like Durian is up to something. Durian was seen chit chatting very closely with the afternoon sessions as well, hope that they will not be used for Durian's own gain.

The DCA had issued a warning to all- To beware of Durian..... Keep your distance..... Durian changes words like a girl changes her clothes...

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