Friday, June 5, 2009

Durians

Once again, Tantan is posting again to express his annoyance of Durian.... Durian as you all know is the King of All Fruits, but little that you know, Durian has another name.... Queen of All Lies and Conspiracy....

Durians are round, spiky or perhaps torny and have a pungent smell..... That is in Tantan's case... Durian, on the other hand is a pain in the backside, an irritation and annoyance to people that have already tasted.... Both durians have one thing in common, hated by Tantan. But Durian is more dangerous than durian, it manipulates people and blend in with a freindly smile...
And with the Durian's 'spikes' tied and in school uniform, plus a broad friendly smile is enough to make anyone that is angry at Durian to cool down. However, people that had already tasted Durian will know its all part of Durian's conspiracy and cover.... Moral value: Don't judge a book by its cover.

Another dangerous thing is that durians can hurt you, same goes for Durian. Durian will hurt by changing from an innocent looking fruit, to a totally different one.... Beware!!! For Durian will twist words from one with one meaning to another meaning. The flirting scent, and the desperate condition of Durian is enough to make Tantan dislike Durian... But conbined with the word twisting, that draws the line for Tantan.

For more information on durians or stories of Durian, please see Tantan, Lion the Iron, Stingray and Carrot. And if you want to surprise the tasters please find Maggie Cup and Sandy. To see how friends of tasters and be annoyed by Durian, ask Lanny and Hunny..

And to you Durian, better lay low... But if the desperateness overpowers you... Then, too bad... You will be infamous... Better not heat up Tantan, if you do you better hope you don't see him again.. You'll be sorry if you do...

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